bumper snickers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-May-2009 9:50:36

I've seen a couple of these before, but the rest are new.

Bumper Snickers

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Fight crime - Shoot back

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made

Hang up and drive.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over. [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 29-May-2009 10:08:10

I like the jeep one.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-May-2009 11:34:43

The jeep one is one I've seen before.

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 29-May-2009 15:29:57

I like the first, second, fourth, and last ones. These are slightly amusing.

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 13:40:24

thanks for sharing; they're all great!

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 20:08:41

Hehe, cute.

Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 17:41:24

I like the lsat one.